WEEK 5 Power Rankings, spookin' the shit out of you all!

8. Monica (0-5)
There's a new general concern going around the league. Its called "I don't wanna be the first to lose to Monica..." That's a pretty legit fear, considering how poor this team really is. And she draws Kevin in Week 6, fresh off a 120+ point performance. Yikes, this ship isn't sinking, its already on the ocean floor in pieces, waiting to be discovered by a diving crew.

7. Jon (1-4)
Well Andre Johnson needed a huge game to give Jon a chance and he dropped the ball... literally. Still not an atrocious week, putting up a 93 point performance that would have beaten 4 other teams in the league. A loss is a loss, though and its hurting Jon's playoff chances, even with Tom Brady and AP.

6. Jared (2-3)
Another big loss this week. No chance of beating Kevin anyways, but one has to think where this team is going to be at seasons end. Rashard Mendenhall will help immensely, but with back to back games against Josh and Eric ahead, things look shitty in aptly named "No Fucks to Give Town."

5. Eric (3-2)
Anytime your QB gets injured for the game, only gets you 3 points and you still score 107, you have to be happy. Jon made things interesting, but Eric came out on top in stellar fashion, as he has done now in back to back weeks. Eric is one of the hottest teams as of late, and good thing too, as Neal strolls into town looking to avenge that nasty defeat in Week 5.

T3. Colleen (3-2)
Truthfully, this was awful looking performance. Playing anyone else not named papa or mama skunk, she would have been destroyed. But a win is a win and the power rankings also takes wins into consideration... Jon's on the docket in Week 6, and his team is banged up, with Brandon Marshall on a bye. But so, too is Cam Newton....

T3. Kevin (3-2)
Two words that Jared never, ever wants to hear again: Marques and Colston. Holy shit. Way to make Darren Sproles and Jimmy Graham turn into a dissapearing act, Drew Brees... Looked dominant in Week 6 and will probably be able to ease up on the burners in Week 6 with Monica due up on the schedule, even as he gets Megatron back.

T1. Neal (4-1)
If you have to lose your first game of the season, this is not how you want things to go down. 78 points without one really solid performance. And worse, suffering the loss to a division contender who is now tied atop the standings with you... ouch. And he'll have to play another hot team next week, as Eric has put up 246 points in 2 weeks. Yeesh.

T1. Josh (4-1)
That Bears Defense has been stellar all season long, with back-to-back-to-back 20+ point fantasy performances. Arian Foster is holding true as the lone dominant back in the NFL and Tony Gonzalez hasn't looked this good since the Kennedy Administration. Josh will probably need more out of the receiving game in the future to keep this pace, none the less, and against Jared would be a great time for that to happen.