Troll Toll Boy's Hole: Now Halitosis Kidz

Troll Toll Boy's Hole Undergoes Brand Identity Change
AP-Traverse City, MI Reported Monday, Oct. 22, 2012

After a season of few highs and many lows, Troll Toll Boy's Hole has decided to change the team name.  The former Boy's Hole team name will change to Halitosis Kidz.

Team GM Jared Glick has been under the microscope this season. After his team won the championship in 2010, his team flamed out last season. Many fans were calling for Glick's job during the off season, but was retained for the 2012 model; an unpopular choice with fans.

Glick's squad started the season 2-0 but then lost three games in a row. Despite playing in a softer division this season, Boy's Hole was never able to fully put it together. Glick suffered his 4th loss of the season at the hands of division rival Vick in a Box this weekend.

Halitosis Kidz new logo (AP)

Glick hasn't publicly announced the reasoning for the name change, but sources close to the Glick household in Acme, MI claim the unprecedented name-change in the middle of a season reflects his non-caring attitude, simply put "I don't give a fuck."

Glick's best friend and dog, Bosley is concerned for his well being.

"This is never an easy position for a GM to be in," Bosley said through a translator. "You only hope his team gets better so he can breathe a sigh of relief, but then he loses a game and he virtually gives up all hope. He almost gives up the will to live.

"I see him at his best and worst," continued Bosley. "In fact, I'm probably the only person Jared talks to on a regular basis because everyone else can't stand his face. He pretends to not care, telling those close to him he 'has no fucks to give.' But we all know this is eating him alive, and can't stand to live with himself."

Other GM's in the league are enjoying the misery of the Halitosis Kidz disgruntled GM.

"What a fag," said 1000 Degrees Calvin GM Neal Phillips. "He puts Bananas on his pancakes. What? The syrup wasn't sugary enough for you, you queer?..."

 Jared's lonely bottle of Gin was reached for comment, but did not respond.