Week One Power Rankings

Its hard to do a real set of Power Rankings only one week into the season, but someone has to do them.  Thus, I give you the really early POWER RANKINGS, WEEK ONE!


BOTTOM FEEDERS:

Sad Face. I only scored Monica a point.

8. Monica
Bonus points awarded for having an outrageously awesome week in total points!.. Then immediately lose said bonus points for having 62% of you points on your bench.

7. Kevin
You have to think that Megatron and Fitzgerald will do better than 16 combined points next week, and that the RB's and flex will score more than 7 combined points as well. Plus the injuries... Rough start for KB.


IN THE HUNT: 

6. Colleen
A number of things went wrong for CP, such as Fred Taylor leaving the game, Antonio Brown dropping TD passes and Cam Newton not being Cam Newton-esq. A slim loss that CP could easily bounce back from in Week 2.

I'm back, bitches. And Backus wins.

4 (Tie) Backus
JB held the lead for most of the match up, until Ray Rice went bananas and sent The Snipers packing. But an encouraging start for the rookie, none the less, and we're all but certain JB's next opponents won't be so lucky to see Adrian Peterson on the bench, either...

4 (Tie) Wallace
A less than stellar win for EW. Brees was solid, but the Defense, RB and Flex issues almost cost EW the match. Provided Lynch is 100%, this team could be trouble. but even that's a MAJOR if...


THE REGULATORS:

3. Neal
Solid comeback from NP, all on the shoulders of Ray Rice, who was brilliant. So was was Jimmy Graham and Matt Ryan, who was connecting with Julio Jones all day and making the Chiefs look stupid. NP will need improvements from his WR's, Flex and RB's not named Ray from here on out, as Ryan and Rice probably won't combine for over 50 every game.

2. Josh
Best RB performance of the week, with Foster, Forte and Kevin Smith combining for 57 points.  Greg Jennings and Dez Bryant were off and will need to rebound, but solid effort from Fuck Head this week.

1. Glick

Suck it. 

Rogers was Rogers. Texans/D stomped a terrible Miami offense. And NEWS FLASH!... Julio jones was a beast. Next News Flash: Jones will NOT put up 22 points on a regular basis, but nice performance none the less.