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The theme of this picture is simple. Some teams simply have no clue what the fuck they are doing... period.

Given every single line up stays the same going into the match ups tomorrow, here's what you can expect from the weekend match-ups, from Eric Wallace's stand point.

MONICA (0-3) vs. ERIC (1-2)

Its been a rough go of it for the Zeebster to start her rookie campaign. Eventually, things have to start looking up at some point, and against Eric's weaker squad in Week 4, this might just be the week to pull out the "Slump Buster."

Matt Stafford has struggled thus far this season, but he's due for a huge game at some point. Most think it will be against the Vikings, who have found some defensive success to start the 2012 campaign, but haven't faced a truly accomplished passing attack like the Lions yet. Call me crazy, but I believe the move to play Cedric Benson is a wise move in the flex. Against an atrocious Saints rush defense, even Benson should bust out yards and a TD on Sunday.

Eric has struggled to find consistency at the RB position. Jamal Charles has been unreliable one week and explosive the next. But Marshawn Lynch has finally come into his own, and once Bradshaw can get back 100% healthy, the running attack could be dangerous.

And don't turn your back on RG3, the league leader in points thus far. RG3 and Damaryius Thomas boost the Vicks in a Box past Beaston Implants in a tight one, 101-98.

NEAL (3-0) vs. KEVIN (2-1)

Neal bolted out of the gates this season and has never looked back. Ray Rice and Matt Ryan have dominated for the Fighting Calvins, and with everyone's deficiencies, it looks like its going to be a coast to the playoffs for that Fedora wearing faggot.

Despite the success, NP's wins have come at the hands of a much weaker division. The combined W-L record of his opponents thus far is (2-7). His upcoming three divisional opponents are a much more respectable (5-4), and all three have had losses in the higher digits as well.

Kevin is one of those opponents, with WR's that have blasted out of Week 3 with momentum and a surprise pick in Trent Richardson. The key to this one, albeit closer than the current spread, will be how much success Eli Manning finds against the Eagles secondary... Calvins 110, Usain's 40's 102.

JARED (1-2) vs. COLLEEN (1-2)

This might end up being a close match-up once its finished, but it will be boring as fuck. Not even because Colleen keeps jumping on Waiver Wire RB's that get hurt and is running with shit at this point, and not because Jared's team is boring in general to watch, but mostly because while this match-up is going on, WE ALL KNOW these two will undeniably cuddle and hold each other like fucking douche bags at the end of it.

Don't believe me? Ask Colleen... Even she proclaimed in her mightiest shit talk to Jared earlier in the week: "God, I hope Spiller plays this week so I can CRUSH you! <3"

Heart?... HEART??? God go watch "Dear John" together, you nasty fuck buckets... Pet it it Grew's 93, Boy's Hole 87.

JON (1-2) vs. JOSH (2-1)

And last but certainly not least... the rumor mill is proclaiming NHL Commish Gary Betteman and Union's Donald Fehr are meeting to discuss this weekend about ending the NHL Lockout, in an attempt to save the upcoming season... 

...Blow Up Doll 110, Dick Snipers 67.

SEE YA!